26.5.11

Murphy's Laws for the College Student

1. No matter what mode of transport you choose to get home, there will inevitably be at least one baby that screams the entire time that you are inside the train/bus/plane.

2. When you are seconds away from sending in your assignment that is due in 7 minutes, the internet will crash. And in the time it takes you to get back online, you will be a minute late to send it in.

3. If you decide to finally make it to that 9 am class, you will get there at 8.58 and find out at 9.23 that class is not happening.

4. The most number of birthdays will fall in the month that you are most broke.

5. When you change an answer on a hunch, your first answer would have been the right one.

6. All the movies you want to watch will release the very day your exam/test/submission week starts.

7. If you make a plan months in advance to take a trip, and have everything including your tickets and hotel reservations booked, a mandatory seminar will be scheduled for the weekend you were going to leave.

8. When you are desperately studying at 3 in the morning, and it is vital that you stay awake, you will find that you are out of coffee powder, and so is your room mate.

9. When you skip lunch, and are starving, dinner will be something you can't stand.

10. There will always be one signature you forgot to get.

3 comments:

Amropali said...

haha.
I demand you write prose more.

:D

sharing this.

atkum said...

i agree with mango!
and Babu...fine job you've done!
very impressed!

Antony Justin said...

Pretty accurate .:D